I'm Addicted

Another cybersex gone bad episode... I love this site. hahahaha!!
http://www.funwithsex.org This time it's for those Magic the Gathering fans or other card game fanatics. :)

So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Cybersex ....gone bad!! (HARRRR)

c/o http://www.funwithsex.org/

Got this from Kimberly's blog:


sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kk
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Interview with Myself

I got the following questions from a really cool blog - My So-Called Life

Describe the personality of your closet.

A tad organized but also mostly old stuff. Nasty looking hangers. Plastic. Carson would kill me!!

How do you organize (or try to organize) your closet?

All the t-shirts are neatly folded and go in shelves by category. Whites, dark colored and light colored. Underwear is the same. Socks are on a drawer. I hang my other shirts (i.e. button-down shirts, knitted shirts) ordered by color using the R.O.Y.G.B.I.V. classification. I also hang my pants grouped into jeans, chinos, and slacks. Ties are hanged on a special hanger as well as my belts.

Do you take extra care of your clothes and other belongings?

As much as I could, I'd re-organize my closet just to let my clothes breathe more. On a daily basis, I try to open up my closet at night so they won't smell nasty.

How often do you clean out your closet? Do you throw anything away? Give to charity? Sell at a garage sale?

I filter my wardrobe every year. I give out to charity the ones I would no longer need or sometimes, my dad would just scavange my stuff from me, especially those that (for some reason) shrunk from constant use.

Do you do have cedar or moth balls, fragranced sachets or paper?

NO!

What is the oldest thing you have?

Seriously, hmmm, my Bally Oronis pair which I bought in Rome in 1999 same with another Bally pair I bought in Vienna during the same year. I had a Bally phase. Hahaha.

Any sentimental items...

My leather pants. Hahahah.

Most extravagant and the cheapest thrill...

It ain't really expensive but for what it was I think it's pricey. I got a Coach leather Palm Pilot case for friggin $100. And now, I don't even use it.

Cheapest thrill. Got me a kick ass pair of tan Italian half boots for $30 but of course, THE cheapest thing I ever bought (well my dad got it for me) were rubber thongs (slippers) for a dollar! They were gray-black, and I just needed one so badly. Hahahahaha.

Worst buy...

Eep, these black jeans from Landmark that were 300 peson. I needed one that week for photoshoot but the photographers opted for khakis instead. Pathetic.

Something you love but have never worn...

Well, let's just say haven't worn in a LOOOOONG time. This pinkish-purple short sleeved, button-down shirt from Cuan Hanly in Dublin. I loved that shirt until people started telling me it look like a blouse. I think I'll probably wear it again when my arms can fill out the sleeves. HA!

Whose closet do you envy, or want to have, and why?

It's a girl's closet but I'd love to have the guy version of it. Carrie Bradshaw's closet is to die for. Also, the shoe cabinet of Karen Walker! Hahahaha. I mean I have footwear (hmmm... 35 all in all) but man, that bitch has got a shoe cabinet to die for.

Finally, your professional tips on how to build a good wardrobe.

Always get at least one really classic piece and don't mind the cost. Trust me, it's worth it. Do the purchases at most every month, or at least every quarter. Don't go purchasing stuff by season. If you must, get cheaper alternatives. If you like something you saw in a magazine, take note of the look and the minor details and get something cheaper from a department store or a bazaar.

Finally, invest in shoes! :)

A la STARTALK.... The year that was...

This I got from Felipe's blog who in turn got it from a friend's blog.

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before?
Become part of ABS-CBN's talent search, "Star in a Million"

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't think I made one last year

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yes

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not that close but yes. May you be in peace Miggy.

5. What countries did you visit?
U.S. (work), Thailand (Bangkok for vacation)

6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004?
Abs, chest, and arms.

7. What date from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
May 15, 2004... live via satellite from ABS CBN Studio 2, the May batch of "Star in a Million"

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Being part of "Star in a Million" (ain't it obvious how much I treasure that experience)

9. What was your biggest failure?
Not having moved on to the second week for the May competitions of SIAM

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
None that I could remember

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My shirts from Bangkok.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
My dad, for being just super last year

13. Whose behaviour appalled you and made you depressed?
My mom... she's really going psycho because of that Opus Dei thing

14. Where did most of your money go?
Uhm... do I really have to answer this? Clothes and shoes (in general)

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My trip to Bangkok

16. What song will always remind you of 2004?
... I'm a Star in a Million... I'm the best among the best... I'm the winner, I'm the champion...

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? sadder
ii. thinner or fatter? thinner
iii. richer or poorer? way poorer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Out of town or country trips

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Shopping

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Not applicable. hahahaha

22. Did you fall in love in 2004?
I'm already in-love

23. How many one-night stands?
None... hahahaha :)

24. What was your favourite TV program?
Hands down, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and 24

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
YES!!!!

26. What were the best books or comics you read?
Shopaholic series, Angels and Demons, Da Vinci Code, and Lexy, Nance & Argus

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Joshua Payne hahahaha

28. What did you want and got?
Fame. hahahahaha (how vain)

29. What did you want and not get?
Digital camera

30. Favorite film of the year?
The Legend of Suriyothai

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Partied... 26

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Not having lost my XDA II phone...huhuhuhu

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2004?
Everything just had to be fab and clean but with some edge to it

34. What kept you sane?
My "sistahs"

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
BRENT JAVIER!!!!

36. What political issue stirred you the most?
None... honest.

37. Who did you miss?
Anna Hizon

38. Who was the best new person you met?
Phillip and Karlo

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2004.
When one knows one's value is the only time one knows what he deserves

40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"I can see it in the stars across the skies... dreamt a hundred thousand years before now I finally realize. You see I've waited all my life for this moment to arise. Finally, I believe"

My Recent Life

Being 26 year old gay man in Manila is no walk in the park but having friends from all walks of life gave me so much enriching experiences and I don't think I'd want to go back. There's no other way but up.

This new year's coming along with a rocky start. Casualties abroad, friends planning (and actualizing) "migration" to greener pastuers, countless credit card bills, good hair days, better skin, and fab purchases. God, how shallow of me.

It seems that not a lot of excitement is actually happening in my life. After that tremendous 2004, comes a ho-hum 2005. Well, maybe, that just might change any second. I also have goals this year I just don't know what they are. I'm kidding. This just might be a good time to lay them out so I won't forget them. Maybe even have a portion on my side nav bar to monitor my progress. Hahahaha:

Plan A: Pay fucking bills!!!
- AMEX - 15K
- HSBC - 20K
- AIG - 30K
- CITIBANK - uhm... hmmm... 60K?
- Globe - 10K
- my mom - 8K

that equals... hmmm... lemme add that again... HOLY FUCK!!! Is this for real?!?!?!?! How did that happen? OK, I don't even want to post the sum of my credit. I'm sure people would have an easy time adding that up.

Plan B: Find sources of income... yeah right!
- Sell flight miles. I still have 70K miles from Northwest. Maybe someone who's interested in a cheaper round trip ticket fare to anywhere in the world might be interested. Hehehe. Just give me a holler
- Sell stocks. I know I still have them somewhere.
- Find hidden bank book kept when you started working and never touched for 6 years. After turning entire room inside out, you'll realize, you never did have a bank book hidden and that was just a previous "plan" that never materialized.
- Beg. Uhm not an option.
- Sell clothes. Hmmm... not an option
- Do gigs. Now that's an option. I'll do more gigs with friends when opportunities arise.
- Get gigs for my friends and get commission. Not a bad idea.

Plan C: Save up for (near) future. This translates to I wanna go to Boracay by summer this year. Oh no, I forgot my pledge to never go back to that amazing island until I lose my nasty looking gut. Therefore...

Plan D: Lose gut. Gym four times a week. (The possibility of this happening... 0 to none) Ok ok... three times a week. That's more feasible, right?

I'm getting a headache right about now. I'll just lie my head down my table and relax my eyes. Man that was tiring.

New Hair too.. hehehe

Removed the pic as I thought it seemed too vain of me to post huge ass pics of me on my own page. As if it wasn't enough for me having to look at my face every single day. Just click on the link below if you wanna look at the pic.

--> New Hair, New Hair too.. hehehe (different angle.. I think. hahahaha.)

My Cute Jaguar (blog entry a.k.a. how to fit clothes)

I am posting after being inspired by my boyfriend's blog post.

When I meet up with friends for a trip to the mall I totally enjoy it. I love getting people to try on new things they either don't know how to try on or don't know if they can even pull it off. In exempli... I was asked by my baby to shop with him as he needed a new pair of jeans. I know that these days jeans can be horribly expensive so we go to the brands that are quite nice and very affordable. I took him first to Human where they have decent jean designs. Nothing. I was shocked. Hahaha. The reason? My baby's too blessed since he's got a 29" waist. Talk about GIFTED!!

So off we go to BENCH (Human's mother company). Bench is to Human as GAP is to Old Navy. Capiche? Capiche. So, I have been to BENCH with other friends to try on jeans and they have a decent line of denims. Got several low rise pairs and let my baby try them on. Off to button down shirts, belts, and shoes. Got a few pieces for him to try as well. THIS IS WHAT I DO. Get an entire ensembles so that the shopper gets the full effect of the item they're buying.

What can I say, I really love to be a personal shopper. :) I got my baby to buy the nicely grained low rise denims (blue with a nice wash to it) for 700 pesos ($13). I want to make this into a money making career. You know, be the personal shopper to a few business and entertainment personalities. :) I wanna be like Pat Field. :)

Side note, I wanna go try those Viktor Jeans by Ino Caluza. They're supposed to be custom made jeans by this tailor here in the Philippines. Also those Brian Tenorio shoes. UGH!!! So many "wants". Hahahahaha.

Life is weird

I hate this new year. I have told a few friends that I'm scared of this new year. It will be too much for me and I don't know if I'll be able to handle it. It's starting the way I know it would start. Too many departures.

Sucks to be me, really. My best"est" girl friends in recent years are moving on and it has been crushing my heart. I won't admit it but they are that special to me. I know things won't be different but they won't improve either. Distance can do things and I'm not being pessimistic about it. People change, even the best of friends.

Be it moving to a different province or a different continent, distance sucks. I feel that friendship isn't like a person2person relationship where you can call it quits so you can move on with each other's lives. I can't tell these friends of mine to "break up" with me.

If ever they get to read this, I want both of them to know that I love them very much and that I wish them all the best things life will offer them. I want them to know that having them in my life has been such a blessing and that I hope and pray that we'll be soulmates forever. *cue It's Time To Let You Go (My Best Friend's Wedding)*

Antonio's Day

I got a call from a friend earlier last week saying something about dinner on the 29th to celebrate the year that was. Something about reservations and all that stuff but then I heard the magic name, ANTONIO'S... I had to say YES to this invite.

You see, I've heard of this famous restaurant that's quietly nestled in the hills of Tagaytay City. I simply couldn't resist actually eating there (even when I already knew I'd be in for a major food expense).

The co-worker friends and I drove off to Tagaytay City in the afternoon to catch our 5:30PM reservations. To our surprise, the gates were closed and the sign saying "CLOSE" (funny they use that instead of the correct term "CLOSED"). We thought they'd actually closed the place for some reason or another but after ten minutes, the gates opened. We later found out that they really are quite strict with the reservations since they had to ask us who we were and under whose name our reservations were under while we were still in the car.

Entering the compound was already intriguing enough as we drove through a pebble stoned driveway and then met by this quaint facade with matching mini pond or fountain. We were greeted by a charming lady clad in a chambermaid outfit. All too reminiscent of the Visayan aristocratic heritage I am familiar with since I was a kid during summers in Cebu. Anyway, we were asked where we would like to be seated and while walking along the halls of the huge structure of a house, I couldn't help but be in awe of how elaborate the setting was. Can I say ULTRAFAB! We chose a table that could seat our party of 6 and have a nice view of the sprawling garden.

We then got a bottle of Australian Shiraz (due to my fondness of this type of wine) and they had one from a good year too. Coupling it with a flavorful dish of Portabello Mushrooms for starters was just fantastic. We were just enjoying conversations while waiting for the rest of the party.

It was a surprise to use when the owner of the resto approached us giving a brief of his specialties for the day which included the fresh oysters imported from the Visayas and the Duck Liver that would go well with the salad.

I went through the menu and would get lost in some of the unfamiliar words that I'd text a friend I know who'd be more knowledgeable what a Doversole would be. I ended up ordering the Barbecued Beef Ribs with carmelized onions and a serving of mashed potatoes. While waiting for the food we remember ordering baked oysters that simply tasted divine.

Stupid us didn't realize that a salad, soup and dessert came with the main entree so we were relieved that we won't be spending more. We had our meals served by our very own waiter, Larry. We'd tease him sometimes that we shouldn't be hassling him for the next course immediately after eating the course prior.

Finishing the whole meal with a nice flourless chocolate cake (as recommended by Antonio a.k.a. Tonyboy himself) and coffee. YUMMY!

All I could say after that food trip is, just like amazing sex, I WANT SOME MORE!!! :D

Photos Courtesy of syllybabe