A friend's surprise birthday party got the entire group plotting a very memorable celebration. A couple of peeps hired a male stripper for our friend (who's gay). When our friend arrived at the venue for the surprise party we all sang him the usual birthday greetings and got him blowing his birthday candle on a mango cake. We led him to a room where the girls were hiding Danny (the stripper). After the candle blowing, a sound of a saxophone being played could be heard from the component nearby... emerge Danny. Danny was dancing like a snake being charmed, swaying his body to and fro. Gyrating his pelvic area with much ease. Our friend was lead to a stool that was positioned in front of the group. It was as if we were watching a stage show. (well it was).

Images of Danny's zips being undone were quite, er, eerie. I've never witnessed a "strip show" in my entire quarter-century lifetime. As he un-zipped his fly, he was teasing the "crowd" with his schlong... all eight inches of it. It was really huge! I mean seriously, for an Asian guy... that's got to be a prosthetic. I mean ... (I guess I've established the gravity of the situation... and how big this guy's thing really was). We were all glued to his pubic area as he would move his waist and make some interesting movements. The guy was such a huge tease. He'd get a foot on top of another chair and get his thing rubbed on my friends mouth... while he was still wearing underwear. Danny would then go around the room and just get himself in front of everyone's face. Some were laughing, others shrieking... tough room. Filled with straight women and gay men. It was a riot.

That same show went on three more times, with each time Danny losing more and more pieces of clothing. The last segment was the towel dance. Damn... that towel made his schlong look bigger. It looked like an entire arm. The strip show ended, Danny went home, people were still commenting on how big the stripper's thing was. It was a very interesting experience. We all went to where the food was at. After getting tired from all that laughing and gasping (some screaming), we thought we needed some nourishment. While the peeps were chatting about, I was constantly bothered by calls from the U.S. It was starting to annoy me. I was supposed to be at a party and work should not be on the list of things I'm doing. Wish I just turned off my phone. Damn. After tons of food, and soda, we all headed to our friend's bedroom where all of us (11 or so), found ourselves yapping tilll 5:30AM. At this point, I felt so drained. I hitched a ride with the birthday celebrant together with four other peeps. Six people in the car. ha ha ha... bad! Got home and just fell asleep in an instant. The weekend that was. God save me from this week.